What did one wall say to the other wall
Meet you at the corner
riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. what am I?
answer: a stamp
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
How does Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room
Why are Muslims terrible at football ? •because every time they have a corner they build a shop
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh this handles so well !" they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent cuz we're going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said "What do you want wimp? " The gay said ," You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we're gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we're gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner -- and she looked.
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
