Coping mechanism jokes

When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.

Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.