Coping mechanism

Coping Mechanism Jokes

Emo

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Cake

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Suicide

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

Fat

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Dad

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

Ocd

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

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  • Depression

    I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

    Letter

    I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

    But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

    Scar

    Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

    Razor

    Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

    Suicide

    To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.