Coping mechanism jokes
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 馃槄馃榾"
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
馃棧: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.