Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Cooper is funny.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.