Condom factory jokes
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
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I guess her rubber broke too.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.