Computer Virus jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.