Computer Virus jokes

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He had a computer virus!

Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.

Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Where did the software developer go?

I don’t know, he ransomware!

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"