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Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Yโ€ฆ Read more

(Requested by Anonymous)

Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn cloโ€ฆ Read more

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls hโ€ฆ Read more

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a โ€ฆ Read more

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Finish the lyrics:

And itโ€™s a long way back from 17, the whispers turn ____ _ ______

Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. Hโ€ฆ Read more

Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.

Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless prโ€ฆ Read more

Is it bad that when i'm at my mom's house the upstairs bathroom is my safe place? I will sit on a pillow with the door shut and locked with the lights turned off and I will listen to music at full volume to just get away from everything...

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect oโ€ฆ Read more

โ€œYou are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trollsโ€œ You think you got shit on us? You think you can do anything? You think you have power here? Cosmo any BP bastards you bring here will be banned immediately, you arenโ€™t welcome here you foreign fucktards, gay ass pussies.

You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls

this website turned to hell all my freands the ogs left except a couple

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PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, weโ€™re gonna revamp โ€œthe rulesโ€ and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.

The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Letโ€™s restore this site to how it used to be!

โ€œThat rule about insulting people should only be for the Germans and no one else. โ€ฆ Read more