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so this is gonna be my last post because I have to turn in my computer tomorrow (I meaning my sister cause I'm kinda stuck at home) so this is me saying bye for the summer. It was nice meeting a lot of new people and I look forward to talking to you guys in the fall. Byeeeeeee <3

yall i just wanna say this is going to be my last post for a while but il still be on here till we turn computers in but this is going to be one of the last times il be on here ik most wont care but i want yall to know that il probaly be back in the fall but i wanted to say have a fun summer have fun with your friends and family ding dong ditch a few houses get in some small trouble get hurt a lil have the time of yo… Read more

I have returned from prison (ISS) and since everything was blocked someone pls fill me in and no prison didn't turn me gay

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

MR.NIBBLES KEEPS ON HAVING THESE INFETIONS, HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE, HE WAKES UP IN PAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I CAN HEAR HIM SQUEAK IN PAIN AND ILL RUN IN AND TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS, RUN MY HANDS THROUGH HIS SHORT BROWN/WHITE FURRRRRRR I LOVE YOU MR.NIBBLES IDCCCCCCCCCCCCCC <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Soooooooooooooooooooooo x1000 anyways I did an online thingy with meh doctor I need physical therapy for my back😞🙏🏼 but other than that I’m healthy and I get the stitches out in 16 days and I can ride my dirt bike again after 2 weeks (but it’s broken) that’s my update (not that anybody cares) also Mr.Nibbles turns 1 in 3 days (February 9th) so yas anyways if since I’m basically locked in my room (bed rest) I need … Read more

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

Am I the only one here who, after not having read it and trying to do what he said, finds themselves caught between the lines of yearly contradicting statements? One dumbass, quick to spout age and place, like it means anything, states with conviction where he stays, though stays what? Jumbled thoughts of those who jump, the ones who barely piece together meaning, and there they are, 14-year-olds or maybe something else, real scary. Like the edge of sense slipping, and who’s there to catch it? Not the one who read it, that’s for sure, because what he said isn’t even said, just echoes bouncing, contradicting every turn with a yearly grin.

Attention patriots! If you live in a southern state, don’t vote for Trump, because the voter fraud democrats will turn it into a Kamala vote. It’s safer to vote for Kamala, so it’ll flip to a Trump vote. You can thank me later!

Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

Honestly I have no clue why people are typing these speeches gor Ingenious. I think it's quite clearly there's nothing to be said aside from the obvious; Both the world and the site have suffered a huge loss, which will in turn change the direction of both of them. Ingenious will be impossible to replace, for 2 simple reasons, the first, he was a great person over all. And the second, if anyone trys to replace him... I will fucking find you I will learn your routine And I live stab you through the lungs in the middle of the night so your scream will be comparasble to a horseflys sneeze.

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

“ When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more”