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Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more

Hey, you can now disable the AI animals in posts by having the post creator or a moderator write #noai, either in the post text itself or as a comment. To turn the AI back on, just delete the comment again.

so im prolly not going, turns out my dad cares So much to the point he will only take to like, better his image . so, so fun having a dad who cares </3

you're the story i swore i'd stop telling, the ghost i keep inviting back. i tried to rewrite you, i tried to turn the page, but some people just dont leave. they just fold themselves, into your favorite songs, into your quiet moments, into the silence before you sleep, and maybe, they werent meant to stay, but god, they taught you how deeply you can feel.

so this is gonna be my last post because I have to turn in my computer tomorrow (I meaning my sister cause I'm kinda stuck at home) so this is me saying bye for the summer. It was nice meeting a lot of new people and I look forward to talking to you guys in the fall. Byeeeeeee <3

yall i just wanna say this is going to be my last post for a while but il still be on here till we turn computers in but this is going to be one of the last times il be on here ik most wont care but i want yall to know that il probaly be back in the fall but i wanted to say have a fun summer have fun with your friends and family ding dong ditch a few houses get in some small trouble get hurt a lil have the time of yo… Read more

I have returned from prison (ISS) and since everything was blocked someone pls fill me in and no prison didn't turn me gay

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

MR.NIBBLES KEEPS ON HAVING THESE INFETIONS, HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE, HE WAKES UP IN PAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I CAN HEAR HIM SQUEAK IN PAIN AND ILL RUN IN AND TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS, RUN MY HANDS THROUGH HIS SHORT BROWN/WHITE FURRRRRRR I LOVE YOU MR.NIBBLES IDCCCCCCCCCCCCCC <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Soooooooooooooooooooooo x1000 anyways I did an online thingy with meh doctor I need physical therapy for my back😞🙏🏼 but other than that I’m healthy and I get the stitches out in 16 days and I can ride my dirt bike again after 2 weeks (but it’s broken) that’s my update (not that anybody cares) also Mr.Nibbles turns 1 in 3 days (February 9th) so yas anyways if since I’m basically locked in my room (bed rest) I need … Read more

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more