Coming Together jokes

Two Italian men get on a bus.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

Can't wait to meet you!

So join the Depression family!

We open real soon!

Try best to hold onto sanity!

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.