Cobain jokes

What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?

He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.

Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?

Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"