Cobain jokes
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?
The safety.
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.