This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Cleanup Jokes
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
