Cleanup

Cleanup jokes

Water Bottle

The twin towers are like water bottles.

It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

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  • Christmas Tree

    This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

    Oil

    There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!

    Shit

    Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

    Sex

    What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

    Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.