Claustrophobe jokes

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.