Claustrophobe jokes

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?

Klaustrophobic.