Claustrophobe jokes
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
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"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*