Classical Music jokes
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.