CIA agents jokes

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA