I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
What car do elves drive? Toy-yodas
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
When I go to bed... my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick... and beats me with it.
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
What did the homeless person get for Christmas??? - Nothing €
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. -- I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner -- and she looked.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
