Cholesterol jokes

What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?

$2 billion and high cholesterol.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

I like Cheetos.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.