Cholesterol jokes

What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?

$2 billion and high cholesterol.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.

Corn flake.

I like Cheetos.

Like if you think oily men are hot.