you look like barney i ́m choking you too and your face is turning all purple and blue
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
Roses are red,My friend is choking.That supid bitch shouldnt have eaten my muffin.
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
A Drunk Guy Asked His Penis : 《Tell Me, How Can You Get Shorter And Longer And I Can't ? 》
《Why Don't You Speak To Me ?》
《Stop Getting Shorter And Longer Or I Will Choke You》
《Oh Yeah I Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me. All I could think was “You’ve got to be choking me
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
*sing in music lesson* i want to die, i want to die, i want to choke myself, break my neck and die.
let me tell you a story there once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes he didnt want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes he lived in a dorm and all day he watched porn but still he would suck on some corn one day he would go to go choke on some tasty chode but his bros found out gave him a shout and kicked him out yeling that he broke the bro code
a bully chokes me I simply say jokes on you I like being chocked :)
one day a in my class we were having dat good snacc, and one of my classmates choked on a cherrio. 1 small, single, ChErRio
