How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times
Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people. 😎
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.