Chocolate Mousse jokes

What is a rat's favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake.

I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?

Ones that contain nuts.