Chinese people

Chinese People Jokes

Vote

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

Stereotype

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

Baseball

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

Baseball

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Dog

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Baby

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.

Baby

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

Name

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Santa

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

Name

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.