Chinese parents jokes
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."