Chinese parents jokes
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
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How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.