Chinese parents jokes
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."