Childhood song jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"