Childhood song jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.