
Chew jokes
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"