How do chameleons work?

Chameleons change color by actively adjusting the spacing of specialized nanocrystals in their skin to reflect different wavelengths of light, while also shifting deep skin pigments.

so smart

Dang you beat me to it

but like what

how tf

I JUST EXPLAINED IT TO YOU

GET IT IN YOUR BRAIN

Dont octopuses change colour too or am i trippin'

1+1 IS 2

BRO OBVIOUSLY

EVEN THAT IS TOO ADVANCED FOR YOU

jk jk im on my meds today

that doesnt mean it makes sense babe 😭

Ok so should i transform into a sperm like old times?

yes do it

i dare you

Ok

Is there a sperm emoji?

no but there should be

🪱ill just use this then

LMAO

sperm worm

Sperm werm.

sporm worm

Sorm worm

why is sean pronounced like shawn but dean isnt pronounced dawn

WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS.....

WHERE DID THE SEAHORSE EMOJI GO

AND WDYM IT NEVER EXISTED

Its gone?

it never existed apparently

NEVER EXISTED?

I SWEAR IT EXISTED

which im lowk not buying

this is js a social experiment

Bro i swear i used it

ME TOO

i bet it existed for a brief time and apple is tryna convince us it didnt

yeah me too

wait what

whos apple

the phone company

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a user on here

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

that too lmao

sorry im on my meds

That likes commenting on old posts

what kinda meds are u using??

And has a jax pfp

its so bad one morning i woke up and the WHOLE FIRST PAGE on the community tab was year old posts

stop hating

like actually wtf

i love apple but the commenting on old posts pmo

uhm i dont have to say

Whos hi?

him

sry babe i have a bf 😋

Hi has him pronouns?

i rlly needa meet this hi guy

i searched up apple

he or she?

i wasnt actually asking it was jokingly

today is a very important day so ihave to try my hardest to be respectful

lovely same for meee

I like chameleons

me too

theyre so cool

cooliosis

ha

for realsies

THATS

yuperdoodledoo

MY

WORD

OK AND YOU STOLE YUPERDOODLEDOO

SO ITS EVEN.

.

Fair enough

heh

at least you cant steal coolio-oreo

guys i think i finally know where i wanna go for college so slay the day

literally watch me

Dont you dare

its in my mental dictionary now

where?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

oooooooh

coolio-oreo

Baby chameleon.

why you delete it?

it wasnt even rlly on my radar cus i can go to a state college where i live for free

cus i dont want random people dont see where i might be next year

oh

smart cookie

si

idk if u and uk know

this made me giggle

yo crazy face rev

Me too

I love searching up baby things on Google

look up baby uk

hey guys!

how are weee

hi there

heyyyyyyyyyy'

hello person i do not know

oh my garsh

im so sarry

plarse forgarve

LMFAO

IS THAT U

UK IS THAT YOU AS A BABY

i love the dollop of poop on its head

hahahhahaah

Third image that showed up

its so aesthetic

UK WHAT A CUTE BABY U WERE

Really unique

BUT WHY DID U POOP ON UR HEAD??

hey improvised Blue jay

Baby behaviour

erm thats what i js said

herm herm

smh classic you behavior

its alg tho bbg

yeah i wanted to know WHY it happened

Not so royal of me and my people

yeah wtf bro

king charlessss

putting shit on your peoples name

is on my coinnnssss

quite literally

get him off my coins pls

hes stinky

hahah

OMGGG SHOW MEEEE

oooooooooooh

I WANNA SEE

what's happening?

other than what you alr told me

js what ive told u so far

i havent added much

lol

js added some stuff to my outline

lwk me neither

altho i've wrote a roughdraft of my next chapter

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sedzd9406WVK9QFi3z6P9y0Kt20okcnMnBw5zeIU0Bk/edit?usp=sharing

i literally have 2 versions of it cus ive sent it to so many ppl 😭

that ones not completely up to date tho

4 whole pages of goody goody

i get so nervous when sharing my writing 😭

lmao

Relatable

its ok friend me too

lmao its scary

This is me when my teacher has to mark my English exams

lmaooo yeah fr

It interests me how conversations change overtime

From chameleons

To baby things

To writing

lmao frrr

everyone disappeared

Yes

mb i was messaging charlie

Thats okay

And i think Apple is reading your story

And by your i mean mals

gahhh

Rah

so spooky

Boo.

do you think if i ask my nurse to get me mcdonalds she will?

AHH

hmm maybe

Wouldnt hurt to try

Imma try

cause i really want a big mac rn

Go for it

Big mackle mc snackle.

GUYS MY NURSE IS THE GOAT

SHE SAID SURE

W nurse

fr

HELL YEAH

My room is dryer than the Saharan desert during a sand storm.

i js remembered that a spider crawled under my bed this morning

it was a creepy one too

one of the ones that walk sideways

Take a shower

I love spiders

i hate then

them

they scare me

it was on the side of my bed this morning so i knocked it off and went to kill it but instead of crawling forwards across my floor like id anticipated it crawled SIDEWAYS AND UNDER MY BED.

Baby jumping spider

GASP

Spiders are lovely

theyre creepy

I love them

i love them when theyre dead

Jumping spiders scared off the arachnophobia i had 4 years ago

Like a magical wish

Your js a hater

you meanie

Would you kill this?

no im js scared 😭

without hesitation

But its so cute

no its not

Look at its wittle puppy eyes

which ones

it has too many

I actually had a zebra jumping spider in my house today

I tried to get it on my hand

ew

But it jumped away

So i got one of the long legged ones on my hand instead

It tickled

one time my mom had a pet tarantula and i let it crawl up my arm and sit on my head

tarantulas are the only ones i dont hate

If i lived in austrailia i'd let a huntsnan spider crawl on my hand without hesitation

They have paws

theyre kinda cute

I agree

i think theyre big enough that i dont think of them as a spider anymore

cus i hate all bugs

they all scare me

but like tarantulas are js big fluffy guys

I named him tobey

Cute

yes yes

Remember theyre more scared of you than you are of it

What abt this

Bruh thats a crab

A spider crab

Butthead

A japanese spider crab

I know my shits

EXECPT how to spell know

Wdym

I kinda wanna see an image of it if possible

I knew how to spell japanese though

Very impressive right?

ew

the spider that was in my room was a crab spider

a ground crab spider

One is a Brazilian Jewel Tarantula and the other is a Spotted Ornamental Tarantula

Brazilian Jewels are so pretty

yesssssss

I miss her :(

I was so happy when i got my hands on one

who?

The one I love

Oh wait she said I could js say it

Jkw

the way i screamed when she told me bro

yeah idfk who that is

You made it sound like you were talking about your dead gf or smth

Old user

still doesn't help but ok

What

what what

she told me abt yall

and i screamed cus i was excited

what what what

and had wanted it to happen

what what what what

Literally was thinking of typing that

Youre me in a different vessel.

what what what what what

Whatttttt diddddd sheeeee sayyyy

yo

what what what what what what

😒

nah

all very good things

just saying ur newer

like asf

ah

indeed i am

Chud

chud

thank god u missed the ashton parkes scene

Yo

Die

goodboy

lmao anyways

Play em in tsb again

yo im going down too chorpus christi

Like

for like 3 weeks

that u make her happy ofc

My mcdonalds arriveddddddddd

Yum

hellll yeah

ew

beautiful

Ikr

That would be me if i was austrailian

And

absoluely fucking not

genuine curbstomp

Coward

Yo chud get on tsb

Hes a misunderstood lil fella

and like stuff

i dont remember it all 😭

What would you do if you saw this

kms

What in the weird features is that

This image is prolly fake if that helps

I'd keep it as a pet

call him timmy

Fr

Just tame it at that point

😭

I'd teach him to bite spider haters

*cough* MAL *cough*

hey

what?

JUMPING SPIDERS EAT EACH OTHER

i didnt say nun