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    • Chameleons change color by actively adjusting the spacing of specialized nanocrystals in their skin to reflect different wavelengths of light, while also shifting deep skin pigments.

    Dang you beat me to it

    Dont octopuses change colour too or am i trippin'

    UK

    Dont octopuses change colour too or am i trippin'

    BRO OBVIOUSLY

    Modest Sunni

    1+1 IS 2

    No its 11

    Modest Sunni

    I JUST EXPLAINED IT TO YOU

    that doesnt mean it makes sense babe 😭

    Modest Sunni

    EVEN THAT IS TOO ADVANCED FOR YOU

    Ok so should i transform into a sperm like old times?

    Ok

    Is there a sperm emoji?

    πŸͺ±ill just use this then

    Sperm werm.

    Sorm worm

    why is sean pronounced like shawn but dean isnt pronounced dawn

    Its gone?

    it never existed apparently

    NEVER EXISTED?

    which im lowk not buying

    this is js a social experiment

    Bro i swear i used it

    i bet it existed for a brief time and apple is tryna convince us it didnt

    UK

    Bro i swear i used it

    yeah me too

    Anonymous

    i bet it existed for a brief time and apple is tryna convince us it didnt

    wait what

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Modest Sunni

    whos apple

    Its a user on here

    okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    UK

    Its a user on here

    that too lmao

    UK

    Its a user on here

    That likes commenting on old posts

    what kinda meds are u using??

    UK

    That likes commenting on old posts

    And has a jax pfp

    UK

    That likes commenting on old posts

    its so bad one morning i woke up and the WHOLE FIRST PAGE on the community tab was year old posts

    Improvised Blue Jay

    stop hating

    no

    i love apple but the commenting on old posts pmo

    Anonymous

    what kinda meds are u using??

    uhm i dont have to say

    Improvised Blue Jay

    ik u have crush on hi

    Whos hi?

    Improvised Blue Jay

    ik u have crush on hi

    sry babe i have a bf πŸ˜‹

    Hi has him pronouns?

    i rlly needa meet this hi guy

    Modest Sunni

    uhm i dont have to say

    i wasnt actually asking it was jokingly

    today is a very important day so ihave to try my hardest to be respectful

    OK AND YOU STOLE YUPERDOODLEDOO

    guys i think i finally know where i wanna go for college so slay the day

    エレン・むェーガー

    at least you cant steal coolio-oreo

    literally watch me

    its in my mental dictionary now

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    Baby chameleon.

    it wasnt even rlly on my radar cus i can go to a state college where i live for free

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    エレン・むェーガー

    why you delete it?

    cus i dont want random people dont see where i might be next year

    and idk whos gonna look back at this chat in the next few years

    UK

    Baby chameleon.

    yo crazy face rev

    Modest Sunni

    meeee obvs

    Me too

    Modest Sunni

    this made me giggle

    I love searching up baby things on Google

    how are weee

    Anonymous

    i love apple but the commenting on old posts pmo

    oh my garsh

    Anonymous

    look up baby uk

    plarse forgarve

    UK IS THAT YOU AS A BABY

    UK
    Image

    i love the dollop of poop on its head

    Third image that showed up

    its so aesthetic

    UK WHAT A CUTE BABY U WERE

    applee

    its so aesthetic

    Really unique

    BUT WHY DID U POOP ON UR HEAD??

    Improvised Blue Jay

    hahahhahaah

    hey improvised Blue jay

    Anonymous

    BUT WHY DID U POOP ON UR HEAD??

    Baby behaviour

    Anonymous

    BUT WHY DID U POOP ON UR HEAD??

    erm thats what i js said

    UK

    Baby behaviour

    smh classic you behavior

    its alg tho bbg

    applee

    erm thats what i js said

    yeah i wanted to know WHY it happened

    Anonymous

    smh classic you behavior

    Not so royal of me and my people

    UK

    Not so royal of me and my people

    king charlessss

    putting shit on your peoples name

    is on my coinnnssss

    get him off my coins pls

    Anonymous

    putting shit on your peoples name

    hahah

    guys im working on my book rn

    Whats it about

    OMGGG SHOW MEEEE

    js what ive told u so far

    js added some stuff to my outline

    applee

    I WANNA SEE

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sedzd9406WVK9QFi3z6P9y0Kt20okcnMnBw5zeIU0Bk/edit?usp=sharing

    i literally have 2 versions of it cus ive sent it to so many ppl 😭

    that ones not completely up to date tho

    Anonymous

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sedzd9406WVK9QFi3z6P9y0Kt20okcnMnBw5zeIU0Bk/edit?usp=sharing

    4 whole pages of goody goody

    i get so nervous when sharing my writing 😭

    Anonymous

    i get so nervous when sharing my writing 😭

    Relatable

    Anonymous

    i get so nervous when sharing my writing 😭

    This is me when my teacher has to mark my English exams

    It interests me how conversations change overtime

    From chameleons

    To baby things

    To writing

    Yes

    Thats okay

    And i think Apple is reading your story

    And by your i mean mals

    Oh no... you shared your writing with APPLE! (nerve-wrackng)

    Rah

    Boo.

    エレン・むェーガー

    do you think if i ask my nurse to get me mcdonalds she will?

    hmm maybe

    エレン・むェーガー

    do you think if i ask my nurse to get me mcdonalds she will?

    Wouldnt hurt to try

    Go for it

    Big mackle mc snackle.

    W nurse

    My room is dryer than the Saharan desert during a sand storm.

    i js remembered that a spider crawled under my bed this morning

    one of the ones that walk sideways

    it was on the side of my bed this morning so i knocked it off and went to kill it but instead of crawling forwards across my floor like id anticipated it crawled SIDEWAYS AND UNDER MY BED.

    Anonymous

    i js remembered that a spider crawled under my bed this morning

    Baby jumping spider

    エレン・むェーガー

    Spiders are lovely

    I love them

    i love them when theyre dead

    Jumping spiders scared off the arachnophobia i had 4 years ago

    Like a magical wish

    Anonymous

    i love them when theyre dead

    Would you kill this?

    エレン・むェーガー

    Your js a hater

    no im js scared 😭

    UK

    Would you kill this?

    without hesitation

    But its so cute

    Look at its wittle puppy eyes

    I actually had a zebra jumping spider in my house today

    I tried to get it on my hand

    But it jumped away

    So i got one of the long legged ones on my hand instead

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    It tickled

    I dont fear them in the slightest 😭😭

    tarantulas are the only ones i dont hate

    エレン・むェーガー

    one time my mom had a pet tarantula and i let it crawl up my arm and sit on my head

    If i lived in austrailia i'd let a huntsnan spider crawl on my hand without hesitation

    Anonymous

    tarantulas are the only ones i dont hate

    They have paws

    I agree

    i think theyre big enough that i dont think of them as a spider anymore

    but like tarantulas are js big fluffy guys

    Oooo

    Cute

    Anonymous

    they all scare me

    Remember theyre more scared of you than you are of it

    エレン・むェーガー

    I named him tobey

    After spiderman?

    Bruh thats a crab

    What species arev they

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    A spider crab

    A japanese spider crab

    edited Β·

    I know my shits

    Wdym

    エレン・むェーガー

    I HAVE A PET HUNTSMAN SPIDER

    I kinda wanna see an image of it if possible

    I knew how to spell japanese though

    Very impressive right?

    π’€° Bored π’€°
    Image

    ew

    edited Β·

    the spider that was in my room was a crab spider

    Brazilian Jewels are so pretty

    the way i screamed when she told me bro

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    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Jkw

    You made it sound like you were talking about your dead gf or smth

    エレン・むェーガー

    yeah idfk who that is

    Old user

    and i screamed cus i was excited

    and had wanted it to happen

    エレン・むェーガー

    what what what

    what what what what

    エレン・むェーガー

    what what what

    Literally was thinking of typing that

    Youre me in a different vessel.

    Anonymous

    what what what what

    what what what what what

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Whatttttt diddddd sheeeee sayyyy

    all very good things

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    ofc u dont

    Chud

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    goodboy

    Play em in tsb again

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Like

    that u make her happy ofc

    Yum

    Ikr

    That would be me if i was austrailian

    edited Β·
    π’€° Bored π’€°

    And

    ..and she thinks youre rly sweet..

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    absoluely fucking not

    Coward

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    absoluely fucking not

    Hes a misunderstood lil fella

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    And

    and like stuff

    i dont remember it all 😭

    What would you do if you saw this

    What in the weird features is that

    UK

    What would you do if you saw this

    This image is prolly fake if that helps

    Fr

    Just tame it at that point

    JUMPING SPIDERS EAT EACH OTHER

    thats not very coolio-oreo of you

    HUNTSMAN SPIDERS CAUSE CAR CRASHES

    THE BIGGESR SPIDER SPECIES EATS BIRDS

    UK

    THE BIGGESR SPIDER SPECIES EATS BIRDS

    i unfortunately already knew this πŸ˜”

    エレン・むェーガー

    WORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    not anymore

    @Mal which fact was your favorite

    エレン・むェーガー

    I'm going to hunt you down and release an army of spiders into your room

    nuh uh

    Anonymous

    i unfortunately already knew this πŸ˜”

    Huntsman spiders cause car crashes by jumping out of car visors and distracting the driver

    エレン・むェーガー

    yuh huh

    nuh uh

    UK

    Huntsman spiders cause car crashes by jumping out of car visors and distracting the driver

    shh

    エレン・むェーガー

    yuh huh

    this is not cooliosis

    Goliath bird-eating spiders are so cute (that is actually what they're called)

    Well

    hey mal! i think your book is really nicely written, and as a writer myself i think that the feelings conveyed were very meaningful and esssential for the plot. I was just thinking, however, that the book would be even better if we focused a little bit less on the feelings, because that might take up too much of the book and not leave enough room for the plot. When I was reading through the pages, I noticed that the majority was just focused on the writer's mental state. However, I know that you are amazing at writing, and keep going!

    UK

    Well

    You do have 3 pet spiders after all

    applee

    hey mal! i think your book is really nicely written, and as a writer myself i think that the feelings conveyed were very meaningful and esssential for the plot. I was just thinking, however, that the book would be even better if we focused a little bit less on the feelings, because that might take up too much of the book and not leave enough room for the plot. When I was reading through the pages, I noticed that the majority was just focused on the writer's mental state. However, I know that you are amazing at writing, and keep going!

    ty

    applee

    hey mal! i think your book is really nicely written, and as a writer myself i think that the feelings conveyed were very meaningful and esssential for the plot. I was just thinking, however, that the book would be even better if we focused a little bit less on the feelings, because that might take up too much of the book and not leave enough room for the plot. When I was reading through the pages, I noticed that the majority was just focused on the writer's mental state. However, I know that you are amazing at writing, and keep going!

    wait guys can you read mine

    applee

    hey mal! i think your book is really nicely written, and as a writer myself i think that the feelings conveyed were very meaningful and esssential for the plot. I was just thinking, however, that the book would be even better if we focused a little bit less on the feelings, because that might take up too much of the book and not leave enough room for the plot. When I was reading through the pages, I noticed that the majority was just focused on the writer's mental state. However, I know that you are amazing at writing, and keep going!

    thats kinda js the way i write tho, youll see as it goes on but i use more emotion and psychological description than anything else

    UK

    What would you do if you saw this

    nothing compared to Australia lolsies

    go to copy link

    and add the thing ' anyone can access'

    with the link

    Anonymous

    thats kinda js the way i write tho, youll see as it goes on but i use more emotion and psychological description than anything else

    oh I see

    エレン・むェーガー

    wait guys can you read mine

    yess

    applee

    nothing compared to Australia lolsies

    Thats actually an image of an austrailian huntsman spider

    I love these goofy lil 8 legged fellas

    UK

    Thats actually an image of an austrailian huntsman spider

    oh lol

    being fr tho ive never seen those spiders

    エレン・むェーガー

    where the freak is that at?

    in the top right corner

    applee

    being fr tho ive never seen those spiders

    They look like this

    エレン・むェーガー

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-A7JDVSFfknsR_46k9wdJVD_sZhI4D72FaCyfWMMazU/edit?usp=sharing

    should i also send my rough draft for my next few chapters?

    sure if u want

    thanks ill have a look

    エレン・むェーガー

    okie dokie karyoke

    You have so many awsome one-liners

    AHHH THE NAME IS HJAX

    I LOVE THIS SM ALR

    im on chapter 5

    its really good, but I think we've found our problem

    Okay, it's really nicely written, its very exciting and has lots of dialogue, which is perfect for a book. However, it doesn't have enough TENSION, which is important for a reader to keep going with the book. To fix this, we can add more dialogue and the thinking of the people's minds. We should be able to see more of whats racing in Jax and Jax 2's minds, we should be seeing more of the dashboard, just enough information so we can imagine ourselves there. Otherwise, its amazing and I'd love to read your book

    Also, I feel as though the characters are being introduced too quickly

    Jax meets Jax 2 tadc edition.

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    How yk

    she told me

    Hi guys

    Opinions on acronyms?

    エレン・むェーガー

    look at my beautiful Jewel tarantula

    Cute

    And pretty

    π’€° Bored π’€°
    Image

    ???

    I gotta sleep

    Bye

    I shouldve slept 5 hours ago😭😭

    Gn chat

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Then he doesn’t know either

    im so confused

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Be confused I am too

    ok 😭

    エレン・むェーガー

    The hospital is pretty lonely

    thats unfortunate

    エレン・むェーガー

    massive hater

    No I’m Eli

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Nerds

    being a nerd is too nerdy for me

    i js killed a big ass spider πŸ˜‹

    too late my cat already did

    it broke into my bedroom and got caught

    cus i woulda saw it when my room was completely empty

    bro my back space isnt working

    its invading my parents home

    the spider didnt buy this house

    cus it wouldnt have been for sale then

    im allergic to my cats and my eye is acting up rn cus of it

    i wasnt allergic when i got then

    im allergic to cats and shrimp lmao

    エレン・むェーガー

    Also beleive it or not i've only been sick one in my entire life

    i get sick all the time

    the texture is weird and it makes it hard to breathe

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Yall yap abt nun and fuckall

    im bored ok 😭

    エレン・むェーガー

    genuine hater bruh

    What’s wrong this that

    yall i have a recital coming up and im scared

    i havent performed anything since like december

    yeah itll be ok js different

    cus this time its like a completely different thing than last time

    my backspace being broken is pissing me off

    エレン・むェーガー

    So i remembered you but you couldn't remember me

    Yo your user says some random shi

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    js got done from project delta

    Told you to get on tab like 4 times

    Comment deleted
    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    WHEN

    エレン・むェーガー

    So would it be better if I don't introduce Eren till like chapter 7?

    I guess

    π’€° Bored π’€°
    Image

    Who’s that

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Yeah

    That ain’t doxxing bruh. A majority of the users knew who that was. You shouldve at least warned him

    By just saying his name?

    That ain’t reasonable

    It was an innocent statement. Doxxing requires malevolent intent to be called doxxing

    I’m hella jet lagged

    And since when did matt add a slide-to-reply function on mobile

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Not you

    that wasnt tuff lil bro

    Cosmo idk

    And since when did matt add a slide-to-reply function on mobile

    We cannot be serious

    Cosmo idk

    By just saying his name?

    bruh u wasn’t even here 😭

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    litearlly was a hell of a dox pfp so

    You coulda still have just given him a warning.

    Anonymous

    bruh u wasn’t even here 😭

    No shit

    Cosmo idk

    You coulda still have just given him a warning.

    Especially because it wasn’t with mal intent

    Cosmo idk

    No shit

    why are you mad it isn’t that deep…

    Anonymous

    why are you mad it isn’t that deep…

    I’m not angry. I just want more pennies

    Communal Snowy Owl