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How do chameleons work?

    • how tf does a chameleon work?? like wdym it just changes colors? like it makes no sense???

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    • Chameleons change color by actively adjusting the spacing of specialized nanocrystals in their skin to reflect different wavelengths of light, while also shifting deep skin pigments.

    but like what

    United Kingdom UK

    Dont octopuses change colour too or am i trippin'

    BRO OBVIOUSLY

    Modest Sunni

    I JUST EXPLAINED IT TO YOU

    that doesnt mean it makes sense babe 😭

    Modest Sunni

    EVEN THAT IS TOO ADVANCED FOR YOU

    Ok so should i transform into a sperm like old times?

    no but there should be

    why is sean pronounced like shawn but dean isnt pronounced dawn

    it never existed apparently

    which im lowk not buying

    this is js a social experiment

    i bet it existed for a brief time and apple is tryna convince us it didnt

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    Bro i swear i used it

    yeah me too

    mal♡

    i bet it existed for a brief time and apple is tryna convince us it didnt

    wait what

    the phone company

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    United Kingdom UK

    Its a user on here

    that too lmao

    United Kingdom UK

    Its a user on here

    That likes commenting on old posts

    what kinda meds are u using??

    United Kingdom UK

    That likes commenting on old posts

    And has a jax pfp

    United Kingdom UK

    That likes commenting on old posts

    its so bad one morning i woke up and the WHOLE FIRST PAGE on the community tab was year old posts

    like actually wtf

    Improvised Blue Jay

    stop hating

    no

    i love apple but the commenting on old posts pmo

    mal♡

    what kinda meds are u using??

    uhm i dont have to say

    Improvised Blue Jay

    ik u have crush on hi

    sry babe i have a bf 😋

    i rlly needa meet this hi guy

    Modest Sunni

    uhm i dont have to say

    i wasnt actually asking it was jokingly

    today is a very important day so ihave to try my hardest to be respectful

    theyre so cool

    yuperdoodledoo

    OK AND YOU STOLE YUPERDOODLEDOO

    guys i think i finally know where i wanna go for college so slay the day

    エレン・イェーガー

    at least you cant steal coolio-oreo

    literally watch me

    its in my mental dictionary now

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    it wasnt even rlly on my radar cus i can go to a state college where i live for free

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    エレン・イェーガー

    why you delete it?

    cus i dont want random people dont see where i might be next year

    idk if u and uk know

    United Kingdom UK

    Baby chameleon.

    this made me giggle

    and idk whos gonna look back at this chat in the next few years

    United Kingdom UK

    Baby chameleon.

    yo crazy face rev

    Modest Sunni

    this made me giggle

    I love searching up baby things on Google

    look up baby uk

    mal♡

    i love apple but the commenting on old posts pmo

    oh my garsh

    plarse forgarve

    United Kingdom UK
    Image

    LMFAO

    UK IS THAT YOU AS A BABY

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    Image

    i love the dollop of poop on its head

    its so aesthetic

    UK WHAT A CUTE BABY U WERE

    BUT WHY DID U POOP ON UR HEAD??

    Improvised Blue Jay

    hahahhahaah

    hey improvised Blue jay

    mal♡

    BUT WHY DID U POOP ON UR HEAD??

    erm thats what i js said

    United Kingdom UK

    Baby behaviour

    smh classic you behavior

    its alg tho bbg

    applee

    erm thats what i js said

    yeah i wanted to know WHY it happened

    mal♡

    smh classic you behavior

    Not so royal of me and my people

    United Kingdom UK

    Not so royal of me and my people

    king charlessss

    putting shit on your peoples name

    is on my coinnnssss

    quite literally

    get him off my coins pls

    mal♡

    putting shit on your peoples name

    hahah

    guys im working on my book rn

    OMGGG SHOW MEEEE

    js what ive told u so far

    i havent added much

    js added some stuff to my outline

    applee

    I WANNA SEE

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sedzd9406WVK9QFi3z6P9y0Kt20okcnMnBw5zeIU0Bk/edit?usp=sharing

    i literally have 2 versions of it cus ive sent it to so many ppl 😭

    that ones not completely up to date tho

    mal♡

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sedzd9406WVK9QFi3z6P9y0Kt20okcnMnBw5zeIU0Bk/edit?usp=sharing

    4 whole pages of goody goody

    i get so nervous when sharing my writing 😭

    mal♡

    i get so nervous when sharing my writing 😭

    Relatable

    lmao its scary

    mal♡

    i get so nervous when sharing my writing 😭

    This is me when my teacher has to mark my English exams

    lmaooo yeah fr

    everyone disappeared

    Oh no... you shared your writing with APPLE! (nerve-wrackng)

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    Boo.

    AHH

    エレン・イェーガー

    do you think if i ask my nurse to get me mcdonalds she will?

    hmm maybe

    エレン・イェーガー

    do you think if i ask my nurse to get me mcdonalds she will?

    Wouldnt hurt to try

    My room is dryer than the Saharan desert during a sand storm.

    i js remembered that a spider crawled under my bed this morning

    it was a creepy one too

    one of the ones that walk sideways

    they scare me

    it was on the side of my bed this morning so i knocked it off and went to kill it but instead of crawling forwards across my floor like id anticipated it crawled SIDEWAYS AND UNDER MY BED.

    mal♡

    i js remembered that a spider crawled under my bed this morning

    Baby jumping spider

    theyre creepy

    i love them when theyre dead

    Jumping spiders scared off the arachnophobia i had 4 years ago

    エレン・イェーガー

    Your js a hater

    no im js scared 😭

    United Kingdom UK

    Would you kill this?

    without hesitation

    it has too many

    tarantulas are the only ones i dont hate

    エレン・イェーガー

    one time my mom had a pet tarantula and i let it crawl up my arm and sit on my head

    If i lived in austrailia i'd let a huntsnan spider crawl on my hand without hesitation

    mal♡

    tarantulas are the only ones i dont hate

    They have paws

    theyre kinda cute

    i think theyre big enough that i dont think of them as a spider anymore

    cus i hate all bugs

    they all scare me

    but like tarantulas are js big fluffy guys

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    If i lived in austrailia i'd let a huntsnan spider crawl on my hand without hesitation

    I HAVE A PET HUNTSMAN SPIDER

    mal♡

    they all scare me

    Remember theyre more scared of you than you are of it

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    A spider crab

    A japanese spider crab

    エレン・イェーガー

    I HAVE A PET HUNTSMAN SPIDER

    I kinda wanna see an image of it if possible

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
    Image

    ew

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    the spider that was in my room was a crab spider

    a ground crab spider

    United Kingdom UK

    What species arev they

    One is a Brazilian Jewel Tarantula and the other is a Spotted Ornamental Tarantula

    the way i screamed when she told me bro

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    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Jkw

    You made it sound like you were talking about your dead gf or smth

    she told me abt yall

    and i screamed cus i was excited

    and had wanted it to happen

    エレン・イェーガー

    what what what

    what what what what

    エレン・イェーガー

    what what what

    Literally was thinking of typing that

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Whatttttt diddddd sheeeee sayyyy

    all very good things

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Like

    that u make her happy ofc

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    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    And

    ..and she thinks youre rly sweet..

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    absoluely fucking not

    Hes a misunderstood lil fella

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    And

    and like stuff

    i dont remember it all 😭

    United Kingdom UK

    What would you do if you saw this

    This image is prolly fake if that helps

    thats not very coolio-oreo of you

    United Kingdom UK

    THE BIGGESR SPIDER SPECIES EATS BIRDS

    i unfortunately already knew this 😔

    エレン・イェーガー

    WORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    not anymore

    United Kingdom UK

    @Mal which fact was your favorite

    none

    エレン・イェーガー

    I'm going to hunt you down and release an army of spiders into your room

    nuh uh

    mal♡

    i unfortunately already knew this 😔

    Huntsman spiders cause car crashes by jumping out of car visors and distracting the driver

    エレン・イェーガー

    yuh huh

    nuh uh

    United Kingdom UK

    Huntsman spiders cause car crashes by jumping out of car visors and distracting the driver

    shh

    エレン・イェーガー

    yuh huh

    this is not cooliosis

    Goliath bird-eating spiders are so cute (that is actually what they're called)

    hey mal! i think your book is really nicely written, and as a writer myself i think that the feelings conveyed were very meaningful and esssential for the plot. I was just thinking, however, that the book would be even better if we focused a little bit less on the feelings, because that might take up too much of the book and not leave enough room for the plot. When I was reading through the pages, I noticed that the majority was just focused on the writer's mental state. However, I know that you are amazing at writing, and keep going!

    applee

    hey mal! i think your book is really nicely written, and as a writer myself i think that the feelings conveyed were very meaningful and esssential for the plot. I was just thinking, however, that the book would be even better if we focused a little bit less on the feelings, because that might take up too much of the book and not leave enough room for the plot. When I was reading through the pages, I noticed that the majority was just focused on the writer's mental state. However, I know that you are amazing at writing, and keep going!

    ty

    applee

    hey mal! i think your book is really nicely written, and as a writer myself i think that the feelings conveyed were very meaningful and esssential for the plot. I was just thinking, however, that the book would be even better if we focused a little bit less on the feelings, because that might take up too much of the book and not leave enough room for the plot. When I was reading through the pages, I noticed that the majority was just focused on the writer's mental state. However, I know that you are amazing at writing, and keep going!

    wait guys can you read mine

    applee

    hey mal! i think your book is really nicely written, and as a writer myself i think that the feelings conveyed were very meaningful and esssential for the plot. I was just thinking, however, that the book would be even better if we focused a little bit less on the feelings, because that might take up too much of the book and not leave enough room for the plot. When I was reading through the pages, I noticed that the majority was just focused on the writer's mental state. However, I know that you are amazing at writing, and keep going!

    thats kinda js the way i write tho, youll see as it goes on but i use more emotion and psychological description than anything else

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    What would you do if you saw this

    nothing compared to Australia lolsies

    go to copy link

    and add the thing ' anyone can access'

    with the link

    mal♡

    thats kinda js the way i write tho, youll see as it goes on but i use more emotion and psychological description than anything else

    oh I see

    エレン・イェーガー

    wait guys can you read mine

    yess

    applee

    nothing compared to Australia lolsies

    Thats actually an image of an austrailian huntsman spider

    United Kingdom UK

    Thats actually an image of an austrailian huntsman spider

    oh lol

    being fr tho ive never seen those spiders

    エレン・イェーガー

    where the freak is that at?

    in the top right corner

    applee

    being fr tho ive never seen those spiders

    They look like this

    エレン・イェーガー

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-A7JDVSFfknsR_46k9wdJVD_sZhI4D72FaCyfWMMazU/edit?usp=sharing

    should i also send my rough draft for my next few chapters?

    sure if u want

    thanks ill have a look

    エレン・イェーガー

    okie dokie karyoke

    You have so many awsome one-liners

    AHHH THE NAME IS HJAX

    I LOVE THIS SM ALR

    she misses you too

    im on chapter 5

    its really good, but I think we've found our problem

    Okay, it's really nicely written, its very exciting and has lots of dialogue, which is perfect for a book. However, it doesn't have enough TENSION, which is important for a reader to keep going with the book. To fix this, we can add more dialogue and the thinking of the people's minds. We should be able to see more of whats racing in Jax and Jax 2's minds, we should be seeing more of the dashboard, just enough information so we can imagine ourselves there. Otherwise, its amazing and I'd love to read your book

    Also, I feel as though the characters are being introduced too quickly

    applee

    Also, I feel as though the characters are being introduced too quickly

    So would it be better if I don't introduce Eren till like chapter 7?

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    How yk

    she told me

    i think its rlly good

    couple days ago?

    why the sad face?

    エレン・イェーガー

    look at my beautiful Jewel tarantula

    Cute

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
    Image

    ???

    idek so idk if he knows

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Then he doesn’t know either

    im so confused

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Be confused I am too

    ok 😭

    エレン・イェーガー

    The hospital is pretty lonely

    thats unfortunate

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Nerds

    being a nerd is too nerdy for me

    thats weird

    i js killed a big ass spider 😋

    it was trespassing

    it was creepy

    yes it did

    it scared me

    too late my cat already did

    it should be scared

    it broke into my bedroom and got caught

    cus i woulda saw it when my room was completely empty

    bro my back space isnt working

    its invading my parents home

    the spider didnt buy this house

    cus it wouldnt have been for sale then

    then im glad its dead

    how rudeee

    im allergic to my cats and my eye is acting up rn cus of it

    i wasnt allergic when i got then

    im allergic to cats and shrimp lmao

    エレン・イェーガー

    Also beleive it or not i've only been sick one in my entire life

    i get sick all the time

    the texture is weird and it makes it hard to breathe

    i am not bald

    Billowing Lar Gibbon