i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole, ps.your hole
I asked my friend what their serial number was....he said Cheerios
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news saying he was a SERIAL killer
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
i hate cereal lol what i say when I eat cereal EWWW
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
