Ceaser jokes
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.