Ceaser jokes

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

Curry.

Q: What comes before 47?

A: AK

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.