Causality jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.