Causality jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.