Causality jokes

Cat

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While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

Evidence

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If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • Status

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    Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Mailman

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    Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.

    The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"

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  • Drunk

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    Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

    Me: "Why did you?"

    Mom: "I was very drunk..."

    Explains a lot...

    Slavery

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    Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.