Causality jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
I meant because.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...