Causality jokes
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.