Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Causality Jokes
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
