What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
If u look at this joke you going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
Their both full of child groomers
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A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
Guys we gotta stop telling these jokes they are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue
Yo daddy so stupid he threw a father’s day party at the orphanage
What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do you you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says “Where’s Mohammed?
What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
