A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest

"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says

"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."

Comments (14)

Well in Islam suicide is forbidden so at least I have a reason to keep going..

Never understood y u would want 72 virgins I'd want 72 slutty chicks who knew what they were doing

Orochimaru poppin' off at the sound of that

you are a god among men

@englishcm yea

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