Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?
Because they blow up in your face.
A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
What is a Italian massage? A Italian catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during lent
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes 🕳 inside of the confessional booths
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
If u look at this joke you going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
Guys we gotta stop telling these jokes they are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue
Yo daddy so stupid he threw a father’s day party at the orphanage
What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
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