Cat meme jokes

Cat

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God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

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  • Pussy

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    Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

    Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

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  • Cat

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    What do you do when your cat's not home?

    Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.

    Cat

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    You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

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