Cat meme jokes
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
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Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
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Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
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Community talk
Made it to the end of the meme page. There was a lot more cat memes on the last ten then I expected