Carti jokes

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.