I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
