Car culture jokes

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

My car 🚘

Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

What is a car?