Car culture jokes

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.