Car culture jokes

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.