What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.