Cannabis

Cannabis Jokes

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?

They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.