Camper jokes

Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.

Fucking camper!

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."

A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."