Camp jokes

School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

At least you don’t die when you shower.

That camping trip was in-tents.

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.

Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"

"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."

"What else, Watson?"

"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."

"What Else, Watson?"

"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"

"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."

Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).

Have you ever tried sex when camping?

It's f***ing intense.