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# Girl

WAS UP

a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

# Street

Anonymous

Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she’s boobless :)

• 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.

Anonymous

# Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2),

flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

# Depression

Anonymous

I tried to calculate 3/(my life) and I kept getting zero

# Remembering

Anonymous

I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said “dont worry babe, ill callculater.”

person

lent

# Fat

Anonymous

Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

# Girl

Anonymous

Do this on a calculator.

There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the dr said (0) he said take these tablets (2x) a day but she took them (4x) a day and she ended up boobless

# Last

Pnes

The boobs was funny tbh… But the last was rude

# Cow

Anonymous

how do u count cows with a cowculator

# Happiness

Fony

Flip 1134 over on a calculator.

Happy holidays.

# Doctor

lui nixen

mrs.mallaras boobs where (69) pounds she said that was to to to much(69222) so she went to 51st street (6922251) to visit doctor x (6922251 x) and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8) she ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008

# Jesus

jennifer

seems very long. you wont remember the tel number… I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.

# Name

Shit

There was a woman named sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed she her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big! Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 55378008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

# Virgin

MEGA P.... USER

Calculate my dick, virgins

# Girlfriend

Anonymous

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com

# Difference

Tristan. jones

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone but i passed him a calculator, he couldn’t tell the difference.

# Girl

Panda

There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became… - flip screen (=).

# Table

That one dude

“I had a great day today.” “Why?” “Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, ‘Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?’”