Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the dr said (0) he said take these tablets (2x) a day but she took them (4x) a day and she ended up boobless
The boobs was funny tbh… But the last was rude
how do u count cows with a cowculator
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
mrs.mallaras boobs where (69) pounds she said that was to to to much(69222) so she went to 51st street (6922251) to visit doctor x (6922251 x) and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8) she ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number… I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
There was a woman named sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed she her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big! Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 55378008 (flip calculator)
Calculate my dick, virgins
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone but i passed him a calculator, he couldn’t tell the difference.
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became… - flip screen (=).
“I had a great day today.” “Why?” “Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, ‘Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?’”
Trust your calculator. It’s something to count on.
59009 filp it backwards on ur calculator…it =…boobs!
timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad’s car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator
why is calculus called calc? because you need a calculator. lol
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?