Byte jokes
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What is ioooooooo?
Number.
Maggot.
Anal.