Byte jokes

What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?

Love at first byte! <3

What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Number.

Maggot.

Anal.

Baby (DYM 108).