Nut

REGGIE

What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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Shooting

dontask

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

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Jack

The Special

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack

I always hit on 16, the get busted

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Nut

Scarlet Witch

What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

Cow

Chad Ghee

If I was a cow and could dance, I’d bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !

Wife

Anonymous

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes

Nut

snap:@o.gty

what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

Yolk

Albert Mag

If I busted an egg on your head…The yolk would be on you …ha ha ha !!!

Toilet

Anonymous

Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I’ve been to the motherfuckin’ mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain’t got a weapon i’ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i’ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It’s real easy just follow the beat Don’t let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind

Puns

Buster

Yo buster I hope I am not busting you babol

Annoying

Anonymous

bust it open for jesus

Head

Albert Mag

If I busted and egg on your head …The yolk would be on you …hahaha …

Puns

Anonymous

I just bust a nut. A ginger nut.