Game

The Special

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack

I always hit on 16, the get busted

Shooting

dontask

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

Nut

REGGIE

What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

Wife

Anonymous

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes

Egg

Albert Mag

If I busted an egg on your head…The yolk would be on you …ha ha ha !!!

Nut

snap:@o.gty

what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

Cow

Chad Ghee

If I was a cow and could dance, I’d bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !

Jesus

Anonymous

bust it open for jesus

Egg

Albert Mag

If I busted and egg on your head …The yolk would be on you …hahaha …

Nut

Anonymous

I just bust a nut. A ginger nut.

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