Bus Station jokes

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Do your buses run on time?

No, they run on diesel.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.