Burnt Down jokes

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.

Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"

Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."

Lord: "My dog died?!"

Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."

Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"

Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."

Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"

Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."

Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"

Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Tilted Towers is gone.

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.