I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.
Im going to burn Braden Mitchell kniffens house down 😐
what do you call stephen hawking in a burning building Hot wheels
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell", I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Should I burn heaven?
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
What’s the difference between a violin and viola? The viola burns longer
i burned a orphans hand and than they sed you will pay for this.me:what are you going to do tell your parents?
