Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man
little Johnny is my son and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a burger king whopper to Moscow then take revenge for little Johnny!!!
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince
Ur built like a double cheese burger
*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
bunger
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?.
Re-tarter sauce.
Mrs. Kadie- I heard about this Mr. Beast Video about Veggie Burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again Mr., Beast- Today we're gonna be eating a Hot tender Burger Mrs. Kadie- OMG he didn't say vegan Viewers- HAHAHA WE TRICKED YOU Mrs. Kadie- That's it Mr. Beast we're gonna pour Blood on your face Mr. Beast& Chandler- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Yo mama so fat when she ate 1 cheese burger she pooped it out immediately because her butt was to big.
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
