Bumper Car jokes

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.