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Bulb Jokes

how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

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How many oz. of water does it take to screw a light bulb.

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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