Bulb

Bulb Jokes

Cop

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

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  • Light Bulb

    What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

    You can unscrew a light bulb.

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  • Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.

    Feminist

    How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

    One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    ...just kidding-

    - none. They can't change anything.

    Light Bulb

    How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

    I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.

    Child

    How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

    Apparently not enough to impress him.

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  • Light Bulb

    How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.

    Water

    How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?

    None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

    Blonde

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    5

    4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

    Lightbulb

    How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    4!

    One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

    German

    How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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  • Light Bulb

    How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

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  • Programmer

    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, that's a hardware problem.