Bowling Ball Jokes

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.