Bowie jokes
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.