Bowie jokes

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."