Bowie jokes

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

El, can you grab me that bow?

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.