Bowie jokes

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."